My barracks is a TARDIS

[Pauly7]

I've probably done this before, but it still makes me laugh...

My total city population is 202,436... and yet there are currently 4,088,345 people residing in my barracks.

 

[anonglitch]

Did you ever hear of fourth-dimensionality?

Our barracks are fourth-dimensional, as well as many other buildings, starting by a small rainbow unicorn fitting over 200 citizens!

And don't forget the orcs, they also live in fourth-dimensional habitats.

All bless Enar

 

[Hekata]

That's a lot of people, they might be a little cramped there. My barracks on the other hand have lots and lots of free space. Feel free to send some troops over. We have cookies

 

[Herodite]

That's a lot of people, they might be a little cramped there. My barracks on the other hand have lots and lots of free space. Feel free to send some troops over. We have cookies

Tell me more about these cookies....

 

[Hekata]

Tell me more about these cookies....

Chocolate chip cookies ofc, freshly baked every morning. And each Sunday we have a special different cookie: tomorrow it's a chocolate-coconut version All troops are welcome!

 

[Pauly7]

My troops are hardcore. They don't eat cookies. They live solely off rocks and Old Spice.

 

[Herodite]

My troops are hardcore. They don't eat cookies. They live solely off rocks and Old Spice.

Hardcore and Old School clearly!

 

[Silmaril]

hahaha @ Old Spice oh my thats classic @Pauly7

 

[Herodite]

hahaha @ Old Spice oh my thats classic @Pauly7

I would have though Hi Karate would have been a more suitable cologne for Troops

 

[Pauly7]

Nothing's more hardcore than Old Spice. They drink it for breakfast.

 

[Giraffi]

Please explain to me, what is a TARDIS?

 

[Herodite]

Please explain to me, what is a TARDIS?

You've never seen Dr Who?? Well the TARDIS is the Doctors Time Machine which is disguised as a Phone Box, and one of the main features of it is... it's massive on the inside! If you've not seen Dr Who then I totally and wholeheartedly recommend it!

 

[Pauly7]

Time And Relative Dimension In Space

 

[Giraffi]

Thanks for the explanation @herodite. No, never watched a single Dr Who episode. Lol, probably sounds foreign to those who know it well.

Thanks @Pauly7!

 

[Pauly7]

 

[Sir Derf]

By the way, all of you are wrong.

Spoiler: The only acceptable aroma to accompany an armsman is...

Axe Body Spray.

 

[anonglitch]

Did I hear cookies??????

I'd heard of some troops who eat plank-fries with an elixir dip and magic dust all over it. Served on a royal velvet mat.

 

[Hekata]

Well obviously our cookies have a special secret ingredient but I ain't going to reveal it here!

 

[Pauly7]

Oh it's that sort of cookie.

 

[Sir Derf]

Spoiler: Don't tell me... Let me guess...

It's dung, isn't it?