Elvenar Limericks!! It's Rhyme Time!!

[Herodite]

So I think it's high time we pay homage to our favourite game through the medium of Limericks! I'll get us started

There once was a Goblin called Earl
Who really wanted a Girl
But the Women would sneer
When he would get near
'Cause the smell of him made their Hair Curl'

 

[Silmaril]

There once was a Dwarf had an issue
His allergy to strawberries, atishoo!
When out drinking beer
His friends would steer clear
In case he atishoo'd his tissue

 

[Silmaril]

A dainty young Fairy called Fay
Wanted to be a dragon for a day
She sought out some wishes
Paying a Genie in kisses
and now shes been whisked right away

 

[anonglitch]

They always visit the library
so they can update the bestiary
A simple step to be made
So victory will be easily claimed.
And with rising swords, all will celebrate
That war is over and there is no need to celibate.

 

[Herodite]

There once was a Wizard called Steve
Who did things you wouldn't believe!
He could make objects Vanish
And once even managed
To pull out a Bear from his Sleeve

 

[Herodite]

I once met a Fairy called Lizzie
Who's hair was amazingly Frizzy
When she flew in the Breeze
Her hair caught the Trees
And made her impossibly Dizzy!

 

[Silmaril]

A beautiful Pink fairy Queen
Longed to morph her colour to green
She concocted a spell
It didn't go well
and now she cant bear to be seen

 

[Rilian]

We all know that dwarfs like their beer
They revel in quaffing good cheer
But they've picked up their axes
Because all the taxes
Have made their fave pastime too dear!

 

[anonglitch]

He transpassed and now shakes of fear
because the goddess shed a tear
if he knew that now demise is to come
why would he still roam?
his offering fails,
now, nothing prevails.

 

[Herodite]

"Good Grief!" said the Elf "It's gone cold!"
"And the Trees have turned beautifully gold!"
It's time for a Scarf
But i've only got half
'Cause the Silk that I had has been sold!!

 

[Silmaril]

A player was promoted to 'Bard'
Was so happy as they had worked hard.
There smile was so broad
As they announced to the hoard
That out slipped their diamond tooth guard.

 

[anonglitch]

I usually do not do rhymes
As letters rarely lurk my mind
But when its a fun forum post or when you get dimes
I will surely try to be kind
And make the best out of my rhyme.

 

[Silmaril]

A special lamp once housed a Djinn
It was battered and looked quite done in
A passing kindly soul
Cleaned it up in a huge bowl
of bubbles made out of pure gin


The Djinn began to feel odd
in the bubbles, he started to nod
his snores could be heard
as high as a bird
and as low as the lowliest clod

 

[C-Nymph]

There once was a fun and worthwhile tournament
You could go deep, earn kp's and it was pleasant
Then along came the developer team
Who implemented a nerf só extreme
That it meant the end of every player's enjoyment

 

[Silmaril]

There once was a snowman called freeze
Who contracted a cold and would sneeze
He lost all his coal
It went down a hole
and now he can no longer tease

 

[Silmaril]

There once lived a most friendly seer
Whos main entertainment was beer
They said it sharpened their sight
As they walked through the night
But the cliff was the end of his career

 

[artemyren]

There once was an Elf who would never tire
as he climbed the Spire
and as he climbed ever higher
he began to in"spire" others of his group
and they soon joined in the loop
here was the scoop
his friends asked why do you aspire
to climb ever higher?
he replied and sorta sighed
if it wasn't for this rhymin'
I would have already had the diamond

 

[Sir Derf]

Slightly off theme, but...

A Halfling named Yoda, once there was
Short and old, last picked for teams because
But in Astro-Mech Tag
Though you zig and you zag
"Looking you, not the droid I" winning does