Cow Tipping Dwarves

[EdwardTrunk]

The Cow Tipping Dwarves of Arendyll are currently recruiting! The fellowship has a great vibe and offers a supportive environment for players of all rankings. At present we have a preference for players with boosted goods of planks, crystal and elixir, although that may be subject to change. If you think you might be interested in joining us then please send a message to our Archmage (shebull) or one of our mages (Invasian, magsiesss, LadyEowyn, Pug239, EdwardTrunk).

Hurry now and apply to join, those cows aren't going to tip themselves!

 

[DeletedUser441]

As a representative of the Bovine Welfare Association I would not be able to join. Thank you.

 

[EdwardTrunk]

As a representative of the Bovine Welfare Association I would not be able to join. Thank you.

That's a shame. I can assure you that our tipping procedures are fully in accordance with the BWA's guidelines, see section 58b, sub-section 3, clause 4.

 

[DeletedUser441]

A good sense of humour will serve you well in life. I wish you well. I'm off for a burger.