You know you've played too much Elvenar...

[Sir Derf]

...when your town has 10 separate franchises of a single mega-National chain of combination coffehouse-bakery-grocery stores.

 

[alsael]

I will hire an archeologist to search for artifacts
Indiana Jones?Nah,he will probabl;y sell them to a museum

 

[Sir Derf]

...you have more buildings than property to build on, so keep them in a pocket dimension.

Also, you have pocket dimensions.

 

[Sir Derf]

...when you think it's perfectly fine to collect rent every 3 hours.

 

[Sir Derf]

...when you spent a portion of every day visiting every house in a 5-block radius asking to perform odd jobs.

 

[Silmaril]

When you perk up every time you see a triskele

 

[anonglitch]

You visualize real-life situations, or people, in building form, imagining its animation, stats, description, etc. Like a few buildings I imagined:
- The annoying cat.
- Grumpy Old man.
- Human Existence.

And a few more hehe.

 

[Sir Derf]

...you realize that Avocados are the earthly manifestation of Divine Seeds. After all, every day, 10% of the world's supply of them decay to worthlessness.

 

[Sir Derf]

...when you think that your forum ranking of "Necromancer" allows you to keep threads from dying...

 

[Sir Derf]

...when you expect people IRL to spell their names in l33t.

 

[Maillie]

...when you tell your friends you'll be with them in a minute. "I just have to install a couple small bathrooms to improve my culture. It'll only take a few seconds."

 

[Sir Derf]

...when you're walking through an empty field, find someone's ring of lost keys, and think to yourself "Yeah! Now I can go to that weird guy in the alley who keeps offering to let me play with his... orbs, and try to win some squirrels."

 

[Maillie]

...when you tell your friends you added a couple small bathrooms yesterday and now you can't find them.

 

[Sir Derf]

...your home renovation plans involve petitioning the city council to move all the other businesses on your block 50 feet to the left so you can expand your property lines.

 

[Sir Derf]

...you come down Christmas morning, find a large pile of wrapped presents and the following process takes place:

You close your eyes and select three presents at random. You open your eyes, look at the presents and decide which one looks best, tossing the other two back in the pile. You open the chosen present, discover the contents, and immediately get up and place it your closet. You repeat this process until the final three presents. At this point, you pick and open one of those final three, place its contents in the closet, and then toss the final two unopened presents in the trash.

 

[Sir Derf]

...you decide to move into a housing development, because you find it calming to live in a neighborhood where all the houses look the same.

 

[dbrad000]

...your girlfriend asks when she can expect a diamond, and you reply that as soon as the Spire rewards pay out, there will be plenty of diamonds to go around.

 

[Sir Derf]

...you're unconcerned about heating costs for the winter, since you can always demolish some leftover buildings for Spell Fragments to use as fuel.

 

[Sir Derf]

...you have an uncanny ability to judge the passage of time in 3 hour increments.


Hmmm, I wonder if it is possible for the body to develop a sensitivity to the blood-serum level of dopamine after a 3-hour delay...

 

[BlueSoul]

...you're playing Minecraft, you go looking for the 'move' button & all you've got is a pickaxe