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Hehe, once we bought very interesting essential oil: garlic. Is that what you meant? That little bottle wasn’t able to prevent the aroma from escaping, especially after we used it and the oil stained the rim a bit. So we had to put the little bottle into a bigger bottle together with coffee to contain the smell.Essential oils of course!
I felt right at home, all the screaming and biting, and being the loudest screamer with the biggest teeth i had no trouble at all Poor humans working there though...Lol, should not be a problem for an orc teacher.
Very high standards indeed...Which kind of brings me to a different question. Army recruits are known to have to scrub the barracks and facilities to a very high standard in the human world. What is happening in orc armies?
Under the tutelage of Orc Warrior Legend "Far Flung Dung"....Very high standards indeed...
I mean that literally, the standard depth of poo in the barracks has to be maintained at all times at very high levels, one never knows when the next poo flinging party happens, which btw is simply training for the real threat of humans at the gates!
Yes he is a legend, you must have heard the song we always sing at the campfire BBQs to the sound of war drums? every time the chorus comes up "... the FAR FLUNG DUNG!!!" you have to jump up and throw the biggest possible pile of dung as far as possible. And there are a LOT of verses...Under the tutelage of Orc Warrior Legend "Far Flung Dung"....