"Our fellowship is awesome, it really is the best!
Each member has a T-shirt, a mascot on their chest:
A gerbil in a tutu, a bonnet on its head
Performs the Owl's haka, instilling fear and dread."
© E. Trunk (2018)
Some of our glorious achievements:
-Sometimes our KP exchange mail goes utterly Tilt!
-All our members have a Golden Abyss leveled to at least lvl 3!
-We built the most Wooden Trails ever!
-We not just buy the "Shrooms of Joy" but eat them too!
-One of our members built 91 mushroom farms!
-Our FS has the biggest variety of creepy avatars!
-One of us finished the last event in 1 day, 3 hrs, 41 min and 16 sec!
-Sun always shines the brightest in our cities!
-Our trades go so fast, speed of farts cant keep up!
-We have the best animal toilet humor ever!
-We daily collect at least 69 chests during NH!
-All buildings ever released can be found in one of our inventories!
-An average of 24.89531452155 golden handshakes a day!
-Last month we rocked the boat with our ranking points progress!
-We are 25 honest players who dislike cheatahs!
-No orc ever got lost in our orderly organized cities!
-Chest 10 is easier for us than baking an egg or two and a half!
-We goof around in chat till manatears run down our cheecks!